My Life Is Average. I don’t want to talk about my accident anymore. That part of my life is over. So instead, I’m going to tell you about what I do now. This is where the average part comes into play because I  literally do nothing with my life, these days. Yes, I volunteer at […]


I don’t know what it is. Why I do this to myself. You would think that I love to get myself in trouble. I don’t know, maybe I do Because I am ALWAYS in trouble, I feel. I can be good, I promise. I went 20 years without ever being in serious trouble But here […]

How to be human (8)

I have no idea how normal people are human. So I’m just going to explain how I’m human. First things first, you gotta have a good attitude. Look at all the bullshit I’ve gone through and, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I think I’ve handled it pretty well. Crap happens to […]


Yesterday was the fundraiser for the Lone Peak baseball team. I helped out with a few things but for the most part I was just there haha they golfed at Fox Hollow to raise money for the baseball team, which seems a little ack basswords to me, but who am I to judge how they […]

Coulda, woulda, shoulda 5

There are a few different ways I could go with this. There’s a lot of things that could’ve happened, Vance could have not hung himself and we could have been the cutest couple. I could have died in 2012, or I could still be in my coma. Or even worser, I could be brain dead. […]


Prove you’re human.But aren’t we all animals? ‘We ain’t nothin but mammals.’ Why are we questioning my humanity, when really, we should be questioning yours. I know we live in the new world, the interweb era, but instead of asking me to prove myself, write a Kirsten for Dummies book, maybe we we should have the […]